Sunday, 30 November 2008

Cleaning the crown jewels

Dear Mr Dove,

I have recently heard that you shouldn't wash your manly bits and under the little fella's hat with soap or shower gel as it drys the skin and makes it prone to bacterial infection.

However Dove Soap isn't ordinary soap as we all now it's 3/4 moisturising cream. Am I allowed to wash me toot and me fruit, my tickle tackle with your soap?

Please can you help,

Your's Truely,
Sam

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